I have a difficult time apologizing for a thing I say if I believe that thing to be true.
Neil Simon shaped a lot more of my thinking than I would ever be able to articulate. #theaterkid
I honestly thought Robin Leach died years ago. I also thought he was in his 70s when he was doing Lifestyles.
I never wanted to be a dad but, sometimes I meet a kid and think, if I had a kid I would want her to be like you.
Then I think, but, she wouldn't be so I would end up fucking hating her. That little bitch.
I think people think I am better than I am.
I wish I was as good a husband as people think I am.
My friend Shelby should cover Not The Doctor. With her voice I think it would be one of those rare covers I enjoy more than the original. And I FUCKING LOVE the original.
It's not a woman's job to fix your broken shit, man.
I voted for John McCain in two primaries.
Never voted for him in a Presidential General Election.
I've voted in every Presidential election since 1992 (the first one I could vote in) and 2012 was the first time I voted for a democrat.
Tomorrow is an election day.
I think about leaving the US a lot.
I think about California seceding a lot.
I want to watch less football than I did last season but, I'd miss Charlie and Anthony so I probably will still watch.
I get paid to drive a boat on weekends because the last guy who did it wouldn't drive into a storm. It is expected of me.
Storms come fast and hard.
I wrote that sentence for you to giggle.
Have a day.
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