Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

Our libary has all of the Lemony Snicket books on audio so I brought them home to rip them onto my iTunes. Tim Curry does the reading so it was impossible to pass up. I loved the movie so much so that I know I will love the books.

If nothing else, I will love Tim Curry reading them to me.

I am multitasking this morning so this is likely going to suck.

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.
I may also be stealing Lemony Snicket quotes from Goodreads.

I'm making phone calls and texting with Scott. Two grown ass men over forty texting like adolescent girls.

All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.
That one reminds me of the Steve Martin quote from Grand Canyon:


I happen to believe both quotes religiously. 

I also believe the quote:
It's never complicated, Jane. - Hugh Jackman
See, I'm not just plagiarizing Lemony.

And now there is a fucking yellow fly in my house.

I hate Florida.

At times the world may seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe that there is much more good in it than bad. All you have to do is look hard enough. and what might seem to be a series of unfortunate events may in fact be the first steps of a journey.

Titty sprinkles!