Monday, May 14, 2018

If we burn it down

Tossed and turned until about 5 AM when I fell into a nice, deep sleep.

Then I dreamed about Katie Nolan and woke up laughing hysterically. We were making fun of drunks and dudes who wouldn't take no for an answer the first time. Well, she was, I was mostly trying not to piss myself laughing.

I know I am a little late to the party but, I love the newest Kacey Musgrave album.

I watched my first ever Eurovision the other night. It was fun, interesting, weird, beautiful, cringeworthy and even sexy. Next year I want to be in Europe when it happens.

I also want to be in Cape Canaveral around the same time for the fiftieth anniversary of the moon launch.

Eurovision in Europe will have to wait til 2020.

We haven't been to the moon in 45 years. That is too damn long. We need to spend less money blowing each other up and more of it exploring this glorious universe.

But there's way more money in killing each other national defense, Rudy. 

Right, my bad.

It's our last week with the Nord. I am going to miss her. I should write down all the things she says that are fucking hilarious. But then I think, no, we're keeping those for ourselves and the few we might tell along the way.

No, you cannot have our Nord. Get your own.

Titty sprinkles!