I never thought I would share something in common with the North Korean government but, I too find John Bolton repugnant.
The last time Pigs in Zen played in my head this much John Bolton was leading the charge for a war in Iraq.
Captain Mal has a new show. I love that Two is joining him. My two favorite captains.
If you don't get the above references, you aren't a cool nerd. You probably only watch LoTR or whatever. Bleh.
Friends I have who were virgins when we met having grandkids now is just fucking weird.
Friends I have buried who were better than I have ever been.
We have tickets to see Deadpool 2 on Friday. I am more excited than I was the first time I got a blowjob.
Less nervous, too.
I am going to cook the remaining bacon and make breakfast burritos while the Nord and TGB sleep in. There's just enough bacon for me.
Suck on that, ladies.
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A lot of you have asked what happened that made me want to drink during the tour. Well, I didn't want to write about it because I didn...