Saturday, February 10, 2018

The one where Rudy tries to sound smart

Woke up thinking about private prisons and the US Constitution.

Someone has to have sued the US on the grounds of the unconstitutionality of slave so cheap it's practically free labor. I'm no Constitutional lawyer but, I think there are violations of at least two Amendments; the 13th and the 5th.

I dunno, maybe being imprisoned AND being forced to work as an indentured servant for a private corporation's profits are not two distinct things and only the 13th is being violated.

I need coffee.

If you're in school, you should do a research paper on the whole private prison/constitutionality thingy. You're much smarter than I can ever hope to be.

Seems Israel is at war with Syria now. Let's hope Dumbfuck-In-Chief doesn't interject himself and make it worse.

I wish I had Bob Ross abilities with writing.

Let's turn these words into little boobies and Ryan Reynold's abs.

Titty sprinkles!


Postscript, this was playing in my brain when I woke up. I actually thought to myself (in Stewie Griffin voice for whatever reason), am I dying? Then I laughed and got back to the prison thing.