It's a miracle that she's not living up in a tree

We have parade grounds on most military installations specifically for parades. Fuckface Von Clownstick can get his ass to one of them and spare the tax payer expense of his insecurity march.

If so much my family hadn't voted for #45 I would be wishing everyone who voted for him six different kinds of ass cancer right now.

I am going to miss my wife when I hit the road next week.

That's a feeling I do not take for granted.

I've been with women I feel relieved to leave for a time - or forever.

If you're relieved when the person you love is gone for an extended period you are in a shit relationship.

Seriously, you deserve better.

And frankly, you may not know this but, you will find better. You're awesome like that.

Just stay out of your own way and don't settle.

Titty sprinkles!


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