Saturday, February 3, 2018

I actually learned something watching today's video

If you're embarrassed by your country clap your hands

*CLAP! CLAP*

If you're embarrassed by your country clap your hands

*CLAP! CLAP!*

I woke up singing that this morning.

I haven't come up with the rest of it.

You know that song that goes bye, bye Miss American Pie...?

It's called The Day The Music Died and it's about today. Well, several years ago today.

Today is the day Ritchie Valens, Big Bopper and, Buddy Holly all died in an airplane crash.

And that song is about that day. The day the music died.

You probably already knew that. Cuz you're smart like that. And pretty. And hung. Maybe north, maybe south but, hung. And people like you.

Except me. I don't like you. You annoy me.

Go away.

If you're embarrassed by your country
Cuz it's turned into a shithole
If you're embarrassed by your country clap your hands

Titty sprinkles!