Wednesday, February 14, 2018

First we gonna rock

I spent this morning scrolling through the last three years of Valentine dribbles.

I've been doing this shit for over three years now.

Fuck me.

Anyway, here's the thing that has changed: I don't hate Valentine's Day.

If you're one of the cool kids you know that hasn't always been the case.

Don't get me wrong, I don't get all overwrought with sentimentality or go out and buy diamonds. But I have been looking forward to today for longer than I care to admit.

Like Vegas and Christmas, Valentine's Day is better because of TGB.

She has ruined so many of the things I used to hate.

Tonight there will be pizza and Deadpool.

I cannot think of anything more romantical than that.

I'm sure TGB probably could.

Baby steps, baby.

Titty sprinkles!