Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Obama 2020

Congrats Abalama, you justified the CFB committee fucking over UCF and giving you their slot in the playoffs.

Mercer? Fuck off, Tide Fans.

I was clearing out my iTunes of duplicates yesterday and I realized that the Songbook version of the Frank Turner songs are of a higher quality in sound. Do what you will with that info.

I love Oprah. Her Golden Globes speech was awesome.

SHE DOES NOT NEED TO BE PRESIDENT.

For fuck sake, America, have we learned nothing about putting celebs in positions of power?

Might I suggest a different brilliant black woman who went to Princeton, then Harvard Law?

Just sayin'.

Also, Michelle Obama never unleashed fuckfaces like Drs. Phil or Oz on the world.

Just not another celebrity.

TGB is sick today. You kids should pester her to write something.

I'm fat and out of shape. I have to go work out.

Titty sprinkles!