Monday, August 7, 2017

You're welcome, Jason

I would recommend you not read any further if you haven't watched last night's GoT episode (Season 7, eps 4) - Chaos Is a Ladder).

You were warned.

The one downside to the showrunners being past the books is that I no longer am surprised when a main character dies. Because he doesn't.

Golden hand ain't dead, yo.

RR Martin woulda done it. The HBO dudes won't.

They ain't got the stones.

So when the dragon was coming for him we all knew, nah. which is why when he was last seen dropping to the bottom of the lake and all of twitterdumb was aghast, I was all, he ain't dead. Not even close.

Aside from the lack of Martin's ability to make us all go, holy fucking fuckballs I cannot believe the show went there!  Last night was my favorite episode.

Because the dragons were unleashed.

I cheered.

TGB cheered louder.

Then she was disappointed when the dragon didn't turn more Westeros bros into baked goods.

I cannot allow my wife to ever find a dragon or we're all fucked.

Noah is on his way.

We might do some FB live stuff to capture our tomfoolery as we try to get our podcast off the ground.

Titty sprinkles!