Stockholm Syndrome is celebrating an anniversary today.
That is information you are going to use one day at a trivia competition at a bar and you'll forget that I helped you with that answer. You're welcome, you fucking ingrate.
I picked up Colin Kaepernick on my fantasy team.
Sorry, I just stopped typing to dance at my desk.
I have never been less interested going into an NFL season.
I auto-drafted my FFL team, you guys. AUTO FUCKING DRAFT!
I think this Chargers break-up is effecting me like, how do I put this?
If TGB ripped out my heart and I decided to actually be done with women. Not turn actually gay but, consider whether or not I could take a dick in my ass and then decide on celibacy.
Whatever the equivalent to that is is how I feel about football now.
I have to go get the guest room ready.