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I cheered when Arya slit Baelish's throat last night.

I am still smiling about it.

I suspect that reaction is not reserved for nonfiction characters.

I cannot wait to see how badass the two Stark women are next season.

My friend Lauren leaves today.

She's one of those people who just fits right into your life, you know? That person you meet and think, haven't we always known each other?

We didn't do anything fancy. We just... hung out. Laughed. Cried. Ate pie.

That last one is not a euphemism you fucking pervs.

She's upstairs packing.

If she were here I would tell her that having her here has meant the world to us. I would tell her that she is a part of our home and our life. And that that is no small thing.

I won't tell her that now. She can just read it like the rest of you fuckers.

I will tell her I love her. I will squeeze her one last time. I will ask her to do that thing she does with her ass as she walks into the airport.

Titty sprinkles!


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