I have made an important life decision, you guys. Whenever anyone posts a pun on my FB wall I am only and forever going to respond with a Katherine Heigl gif.
She is a national fucking treasure.
|Me. You will always have me.|
I only wish I'd thought of this sooner.
I only got ONE email warning me about Jayden K. Smith. One friend who is not an asshole and erred on the side of caution for my sake. I see you, Sarah. You got my back and I love you for it.
All you other motherfuckers need Jesus.