Sunday, July 9, 2017

It

I had a date last night.

You would have liked her. She's smart, tall, gorgeous. She made me laugh.

I do have to be honest though: she tried to convince me to commit a felony.

Go steal it for me!

It? That is a human child. 

Whatever, go steal HER for me. 

But the we would have to feed it. 

We'll feed her like we feed the dogs. We'll have to get another kennel, though.

Yeah. Also, she's not always going to be that adorable. I mean, they all become teenagers. 

Ugh, those things are the worst!

Right?

Yeah. Stupid little girl! 

I think its dad knew we were plotting. He seemed to almost offer her to us. Understandable considering he had two others and a wife. Poor guy.

Titty sprinkles!