Thursday, June 15, 2017

Pew! Pew! Pew!

It was weird. There was a shooting in DC (VA) yesterday where a bunch of Congressional schmucks were playing softball and my first thoughts were not of concern, but of horrible humor.

Well, that's a good start. 

I know, I have a horrible heart.

I would like to point out that I made that joke after hearing there were no fatalities. And I'm only sharing it with you because you all are assholes like me.

Then I got to work and was informed it is #45's birthday.

Yeah, I don't care.

C'mon, everyone deserves to be celebrated on their day!

No. Not everyone does. 

Death and birthdays. I don't understand why we feel the need to suddenly forget how shitty a human being is on either of those.

When I die, don't forget that I am the same asshole who giggled at a horrible joke of my own making on the day some fuckface shot up a bunch of Congressional asshats at a softball game.

Titty sprinkles!

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