Thursday, June 22, 2017

It's always "mom's basement" guy

My favorite part of the Isbell interview on the Daily Show last night was watching Trevor Noah develop a man crush. Welcome to the club Trevor.

It's hard not to love either of those two men.

There's a joke about it being easy to be hard. But I only do highbrow funny here at the dribble so, I won't make the joke.

You'll be pleased to know I have lost three point one pounds in the two weeks since Operation Slimdown began. That point one makes all the difference. That's almost FOUR FUCKING POUNDS!

I'm not sexy again yet. Yet.

But when I am, I promise you will all know.


Because there will be a rush of hot celebs divorcing in hopes of stealing me away.

Sorry Ryan Reynolds, but I belong to The Gorgeous Blonde.

Go watch the interview above. Alone. Trust me, you'll be glad you did.

Titty sprinkles!

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