Thursday, June 29, 2017

I wonder what she's getting me

I need to get a Bill Murray tattoo. So many tats on my to-do list.

I think Murray will happen in late August.

Maybe I'll get a bunch of little ones then.

I need to figure out what to get TGB for our fifth anniversary.

Wanted to get her a corgi, but she's all, you have to get rid of one of the other dogs first and Dexter is mine so he stays.

So no corgi.

Was gonna get her a Jag, but I am poor.

If women were as easy to please as men I could just get her a blowjob.

My boss kept asking me what she should get her husband for their anniversary. Now she keeps asking what to get him for his birthday.

Do I tell her suck his dick?

No. But I think it. I think it really loudly and hope she's telepathic.

Titty sprinkles!