I think Murray will happen in late August.
Maybe I'll get a bunch of little ones then.
I need to figure out what to get TGB for our fifth anniversary.
Wanted to get her a corgi, but she's all, you have to get rid of one of the other dogs first and Dexter is mine so he stays.
So no corgi.
Was gonna get her a Jag, but I am poor.
If women were as easy to please as men I could just get her a blowjob.
My boss kept asking me what she should get her husband for their anniversary. Now she keeps asking what to get him for his birthday.
Do I tell her suck his dick?
No. But I think it. I think it really loudly and hope she's telepathic.