The band is less because of drugs. That fucking sucks.
I know my wife is racist because she has all the Dixie Chicks albums.
That's a call back to a solid Daniel Tosh joke.
I raided the library's CD collection yesterday. Old stuff I either used to have or wish I had. The bosslady looked confused when she perused my selection.
Ooh, Ella Fitzgerald. Van Halen? Cool. Alison Krause, Prince, Liz Phair... interesting.
I don't get hung up on genre.
Unless I'm busting someone's balls about their shitty taste in music.
Country music, Charlie? Seriously?
Now I have to rip all this shit onto my phone so I can crank it and dance on the boat today.
Yes, I dance on the boat.
I think I look like someone who should have been on Fame.
Boat riders worry that I am having a seizure.
I got moves, yo.