Monday, May 1, 2017

They don't love you like I love you

I have a troll on another social media platform. It's awesome. Feels like I've arrived.

Of course, the coward won't use his real name or face so, you know, real man's man.

Spent the weekend on the boat. Lest you think my life is all awesome all the time you should know I had to tow a boat in rough seas and dropped an anchor on my big toe. Neither was fun.

Sure, I spent the latter half of the afternoon anchored in turquoise water getting paid to just be there but, still.

TGB is away in Wyoming today. I was ordered to bathe at least once this week.

You're not the boss of me, woman! 

I have to admit, I enjoy being on the water when it's rough; my sea legs get tested, my wits get refined.

Maybe I've just read The Old Man and the Sea a few too many times.

Whatever. I just know I feel a part of something bigger when I am on the water. More connected to everything.

And also, safe from all the bullshit in the world.

Today is my one day off in the week. Yeah, I only get one a week from now til October. Pity me, motherfuckers!

Okay, don't. But today I am relaxing, doing some writing, getting some gaming in and tormenting the dogs.

There will be a lot of writing this week. Most of it you won't see but, there is a short story in the pipeline for Friday.

I promise, it will make you uncomfortable. For fuck sake, it makes me uncomfortable writing it.

Titty sprinkles!