While I am away do me a solid.
<<--- see those links over there? Click on them and read a post or two from my friends. They write better than I do anyway. And it's more than just word vomit.
If something should happen while I am away, if my plane should crash or, a terrorist takes me out or, I annoy TGB one too many times and she drowns me in the Thames just make sure you do a couple of things.
Cremate me and spread my ashes in the Monterey Bay.
Give my Lance Alworth jersey to my buddy Charlie (the boy version).
And, from time to time, remind Jason that his mom's a whore. It'll make him feel not so far away from me.
Oh, and makes sure you fuckers laugh at my funeral.
Okay, have fun whilst I am away!