Tuesday, April 18, 2017

Something about ride the banana?

I don't want to write anything this morning.

It's not writer's block, it's I fucking just don't wanna fucking do it and fuck you for trying to make me  do it block.

So many fucking pages with fucking autoplay video. Just know, I close that fucking page instantaneously the moment I hear that shit. I don't care what you want me to see, if I click your fucking page and a video starts blabbing at me when I'm trying to read, I am gone.

Fuck you cnn.com. Fuck you the most for that shit.

I am going to London in a few weeks. Fucking excited about that. Lots of people to see. Lots of music. Gotta get my fashion game back on point. This shorts and flippy floppy shit doesn't work for the polished turd that is Londontown.

I have a couple pairs of nice shoes. One pair of nice socks (thanks, Debra!). Couple nice jackets. Now I just need everything else.

Posh, bitches. I am going to look posh. As fuck. In London.

Titty sprinkles!