Sunday, April 16, 2017

Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant

I'm thinking about taking another MasterClass. This time it's Steve Martin.

Born Standing Up changed my life. It got me off the couch thinking about doing stand-up, and onto the stage doing stand-up.

Maybe his class will make me, you know, good at it.

Today Facebook reminded me that I met Girl Charlie three years ago. If Alice Cooper doesn't open a restaurant in Phoenix, we likely never meet. So, thanks you creepy old rocker.

True story, Girl Charlie and Boy Charlie are friends now. They met in Monterey. Did she crash at his place or at Kristen's? I don't remember. But I love that people I've known a long time are friends with people I've known a longer time.

Hell, I have friends that I've known since jr. high or my military days that are friends with people I met on a boat or at a concert twenty to thirty years later.

We're all only separated by degrees.

It's zombie Jesus day. I recommend watching Train To Busan to celebrate. It's the best zombie movie I have seen in years.

Okay, I have to go make waffles then call people and wish them a Happy Whatever The Fuck This Is Day.

Titty sprinkles!