Saturday, March 18, 2017

That time Haley fangirled out

Apparently, some Chinese company wants rudyisfunny.

They cannot have it.

Today I get to drive a boat. Never a bad day.

We hired Baley... er... Haley shortly after I started. I was wearing a tee one day and I hear this shrill scream like, ohhhmmmyyyygaawwwwddddddisthatafrankturnertattooohmygodohmygodohmygod!!!??

Umm, yeah.

I have never met anyone else who listens to him, ohmygodohmygodilovehimsoooooooomuch!

Okay crazy person, you can dig your nails out of my arm so I can clean up the blood now.

Oh. Sorry about that. I just really, really, love Frank Turner! 

I can tell.

I took a few steps, very slowly, away from her.

I'm sure she'd say it happened differently but, I have the scars on my arm to prove it.

Anyway, her husband got orders and now they are leaving us. Today I am taking them on a boat and cranking some Frank for her. It'll be one of those happy-sad days.

The military life is full of those.

She doesn't want anyone to actually see her with me
Titty sprinkles!