Tuesday, March 21, 2017

I'm not really cranky. Anymore.

In case you were wondering.
Annie asked me to take a picture of that for her in Miami. I cannot imagine saying no to Annie.

I also wanted the picture for myself.

That image is now my wallpaper.

Not my screensaver, moron. That's something else. For me, it's the photos I took on a boat in a cool slideshow.

You know how your/you're/yer bugs some people? That's how I feel about people who call their desktop wallpaper their screensaver. Mostly, because I know that is a person who is a help desk nightmare who somehow always blames the help desk for their own incompetence.

Jesus Christ, Rudy, you are cranky this morning.

I swear, I am not. You just reminded me that there are annoying people in this world when you called it a screen saver. Don't act like you didn't.

Anyway, I am not a fan of Florida or the deep South.

This little sign of Annie's reminds me that, like it or not, I am exactly... well, you know.

I am, however, a fan of happiness. And that I have in spades. I am also a fan of the ocean. I can literally look to the right of my monitor and see it. I am a fan of friends visiting and enjoying the same view I have.

I really shouldn't whine about Florida. Sure, it's a backwards ass state and I am knee deep in redneckistan (I live in its taint just below Alabama for fuck's sake). But I wake up to the sounds of the gulf crashing on the shore, the winters are awesome and most of the people who live in my tiny town are okay.

The surliness is subsiding. That's how you know the coffee is working.

Titty sprinkles!