Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Sometimes I need old PJ cranked to 11

I was going to be lazy and post a repeat because I slept waaaayyyyyy in this morning.

I need a haircut and to write a few stories.

In that order. I cannot write with a thick bush.

I keep seeing my younger female friends post shit about finding the perfect boy.

Listen up ladies, I am about to mansplain some shit to you. Someone who does all the things you need is called a man. You keep looking for a boy. You see the fucking problem?

You're welcome.

We still have an unwashed monkey dick running the country.

Titty sprinkles!