Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Of all the Sir Elton songs I coulda picked

I'm getting worried about Melania, you guys.

But then I remember, some chicks just have Resting Bitch Face.

Pure joy.
Don't make jokes about Barron. We aren't shitty humans like the fuckers who made all those many, many, oh so fucking many horrible jokes about Sasha and Malia.

And to all the people butthurt on the right about the joke Barron: go fuck yourselves you disingenuous fucks. #lockerroomtalk

I finished painting last night. Vaulted ceilings coupled with a fear of heights is not fun.

Also, I don't remember when last I bathed.

For all the people who say all I do is bash Frump: well done Cheetolini on dumping (pun not intended) TPP. Seriously, well done.

Now if only you hadn't shit all over women's rights, the environment and healthcare in the same day.

Dogs need to poop.

Titty sprinkles!