Sunday, January 8, 2017

I wonder if Becky knows

I came downstairs and it was 59 degrees in this house.

In Florida.

As I type, the temp has raised to 61 degrees.

Yes my heat is on.

Yes, I had to dig out my user's manual to learn how to turn on my heat for the first time ever.

Send blankets.

Well, not you white people.

The last time you fuckers sent blankets bad things happened.

In fact, forget blankets, just send me money to buy my own damn blankets.

I promise to only buy blankets.

You don't trust me cause I'm brown, right?

Fuckers.

Titty sprinkles!

My friend Becky never knew Carrie Fisher was married to Paul Simon. He's married to this awesome chick now.