Tuesday, January 31, 2017

I know a lot of Kristens

I need a shower so this is going to be short.

A dear friend just headed down the road after a night in chez Martinez.

If I ever write that book I'll owe her a thank you on the acknowledgments page.

But I am a lazy fuck so I probably won't write it.

Lucy keeps looking at me like I cheated on her because she can smell the other dog that was visiting. I keep telling her she drove me into the paws of another dog.

We're at an impasse.

I always thought I was a shitty person. But dogs love me. Yes, even Lucy. That means something, right?

My mangina ain't gonna wash itself!

Titty sprinkles!

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