Monday, November 28, 2016

This song was the beginning of the end of my love affair

Read a thing on the internet yesterday that the soon-to-be DOTUS (Dipshit of the United States) was whining about the election again. Sounds like a ringing endorsement for a full scale recount to me!

I am eating waffles and apple pie filling. My wife loves me more than yours loves you.

And I didn't even have to take it in the butt for it!

This time.

Apparently, someone is pretending to have cancer on FB. My wife is too kind to ever wish cancer on anyone. I am not.

I hope that fucker gets ass cancer that makes every shit hurt like ten pounds of burning glass being shoved through a pinhole.

I assume that's a special kind of cancer, like the special hell for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.

You can't see me, but I have the look of a man falling a little more in love with every bite.

Titty sprinkles!