I am eating waffles and apple pie filling. My wife loves me more than yours loves you.
And I didn't even have to take it in the butt for it!
Apparently, someone is pretending to have cancer on FB. My wife is too kind to ever wish cancer on anyone. I am not.
I hope that fucker gets ass cancer that makes every shit hurt like ten pounds of burning glass being shoved through a pinhole.
I assume that's a special kind of cancer, like the special hell for child molesters and people who talk in the theatre.
You can't see me, but I have the look of a man falling a little more in love with every bite.