Bryan Adams WAS cool, dammit!

Had a dream I wrote a song 'bout Drumpf and got to sing it in front of a bazillion people.

I only remembered the chorus when I woke up.

Wanna hear it, here it goes:

Fuck you, punk (whoa whoooaaahhhoo)
Fuck you, punk (stay away from me)

That's some deep shit.

Even in my dream I knew to change Trump to punk for some plausible deniability on account of his lack of understanding of the Constitution and declaration that exercising the First Amendment is a criminal offense.

I'm a thinker!

Then I woke up and realized I literally just reimagined an entire Butch Walker song.

He does it better.

Titty sprinkles!


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