Because I work at a libary now, I sometimes have to help people in our computer lab. Sometimes I get to see what the actual fuck people look at on the internets (and you should be very, very ashamed). Yesterday I got to help a retarded man get tickets to a Trump rally.
|Even Hank Moody knows not to grab the pussy|
He was trying to hide the computer screen, but he couldn't figure out how to make it print (press 'print') so I got to do it for him. It came off the printer and he got full on Golden Ticket on me.
|Poof! Movie ruined by a Trumpster.|
He showed it to me and I smiled like I smelled shit. He was confused, but started chanting Trump! Trump! Trump! As he danced out of the library.
Titty sprinkles, or whatever.