Thursday, October 20, 2016

I leave it there sometimes

It says something that, when Heir Drumpf called HilBil nasty, my brain went to the Vanity song while the rest of America went to the Janet Jackson song.

I'm not sure what it says, but it says... something.

Anyway, the debate is over, Hillary is going to be POTUS.

White people, if you see your people getting violent or shooty after the election, it is your job to report them.

Anyway, enough politics. How are you doing? What's new with you and the kids?

Why did you have kids? Was it because you were raised to believe you needed them to somehow be whole, complete? Or was it because you were duped into believing abortion is the work of the devil.

I would have paid for your abortion, sweetie.

The condescension dripping from that bit about kids? Yeah, that's how people who ask why I haven't had kids sound. Assholes. I didn't have 'em because I didn't want them. So go fuck yourselves.

The next time someone, man or woman, says they don't have kids say one fucking word: cool. And fucking mean it, you twat.

That concludes today's dribble.

I need a hug.

Titty sprinkles!

A few friends were worried I had danced my dick off the other day.