Wednesday, September 21, 2016

Meh

I feel sleepier than when I went to sleep.

I don't really feel like writing right now.

When I win the lottery I am going to buy an island. I am going to take The Gorgeous Blonde and the dogs and build a fort out of couch cushions. Nobody gets in without the password and you have to sign a waiver. And if you can't get there, well, it was nice knowing you.

Florida needs to be fumigated. The entire state. Bugs.

Titty sprinkles.