Friday, September 2, 2016

I wasn't even paying attention when I wrote this

Last night I survived my first hurricane. I guess. We've had bigger storms blow through on a random Tuesday afternoon with no fanfare.

Anyway, it is gorgeous today even if the seas are rough. Tomorrow should be interesting on the boat.

I giggle when people get sick.

Observation: men, not women, get sick on boats. The bigger the man, the more likely he is to get sick.

I think my contacts are the wrong size. I didn't know that was a thing until I bitched about it on Twitter and got learned. I am going to get that shit resolved today.

When I had to wear glasses as a kid I used to step on them on purpose. I once got into a fight and threw them on the ground so as to not break them. I stepped on them stepping into my punch. Got into a lot less trouble that way.

Titty sprinkles!