Friday, September 23, 2016

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I have had barely a sip of coffee and I have already made two friends laugh. I count that a successful morning.

Also, Ben Marwood posted a new blog. Best day ever! I once made him laugh while in London. It's a high point in my life.

I won't make you laugh. I don't like you enough.

Whenever an American declares themselves a Libertarian what I hear is, I am not ready to adult. 

Whenever someone uses the word adult as a verb I think, FUCK YOU!

Some of you will get the self deprecating nature of that last sentence.

Some of you misread that as defecating.

Gross.

Titty sprinkles!