Monday, August 22, 2016

Whoa

I don't read reviews and I think critics are shit so I took a chance on Point Break last night.

Ho. Lee. Shit. Balls.

It was so fucking bad. The acting was so bad it made Keanu Reeves look like Sir Fucking Lawrence Olivier.

'sup bitches
Even the hot girl was just a Kristen Stewart clone with fake boobs.

And so many shit tattoos.

What kind of tat do you want, Johnny?

Something that makes people think my artist is a drunk toddler. 

I know exactly what you want. 

You should watch it. You won't make it all the way through.

If there was an Ozaki 8 of shit movies you had to survive, this one would be number one. No one would survive.

Titty sprinkles!