I got to cheer for the US Women's Soccer Team last night. It is probably the only sport I'll watch during the Rio Olympics.
The Rionians booed Hope Solo whenever she touched the ball because she had the audacity to want to remain disease free when visiting their cesspool of a city.
I expect this olympics to be the beginning of the end of normal head sized humans. The consummation of our Zika headed overlords is happening in a soup of fecal waste and HGH in Rio right now!
You have been warned.