Monday, August 29, 2016

I love women, I have all their albums (reprise)

Watched Mean Girls last night. I liked it a lot. I fell a little more in love with Tina Fey.

It also got me thinking about an exchange I had yesterday at the boat.

She has a different man every week.

She has her son with her every week.

I meant the other guy. 

I shrugged my shoulders and rolled my eyes.

I'm not judging. We all could use a sugar daddy.

I'm taking them to the island, I'll be back in a few. 

I thought to myself, nobody shits on women more than other women.

The guy ended up being her uncle in town with his son to pick up a boat to sail up the Mississippi to Michigan. Which is pretty fucking cool.

And if she has a different guy every fucking trip from now until earth melts into the sun, good for her. It's nobody's fucking business.

I want a sailboat.

Titty sprinkles!