Unless that book is a child's book.
Yesterday I read a child's book. I didn't mean to, but there was a puppy on the cover.
|You should read this.|
But it is a book for children, Rudy.
You were a child once. You just forgot.
Fortunately for me, I was at the farthest point from the front desk as possible. Not because I was worried I would get into trouble for reading in a library. Because it was one of those stupid books that came with invisible onion chopping ninjas.
Anyway, when I got home I rolled around on the floor with my dogs and squeezed a couple of yelps out of them.
I have to read to children today.
Fortunately, I have sampled all the potential books I will be reading. No puppies. Whew!