Thursday, August 25, 2016

B-R-I-V-O-L-B-N-7-the letter Q!

I am a ridiculously slow reader. So, while working at a libary has its upsides, reading an entire book during a shift is not one of them.

Unless that book is a child's book.

Yesterday I read a child's book. I didn't mean to, but there was a puppy on the cover.

You should read this.
But it is a book for children, Rudy.
You were a child once. You just forgot.

Fortunately for me, I was at the farthest point from the front desk as possible. Not because I was worried I would get into trouble for reading in a library. Because it was one of those stupid books that came with invisible onion chopping ninjas.

Anyway, when I got home I rolled around on the floor with my dogs and squeezed a couple of yelps out of them.

 I have to read to children today.

Fortunately, I have sampled all the potential books I will be reading. No puppies. Whew!

Titty sprinkles!