I always wondered what my life would be like if I had to do things like pick up celebrities. But then I realized, I would be nothing more than a glorified bitch if I did that. Plus, I'd probably get stuck picking up some racist asshole like Mel Gibson after a night out.
No thanks. I prefer being Lucy Liu's bitch. At least she loves me.
Go fuck yourselves.
Postscript, my favorite moment in London was dancing to this song on stage with the prettiest girl in the joint as I sang it along with Frank into TGB's ear. Badly. Sorry, babe.