I got to be the rudder.
|My ass is covered in fish juice|
|I have never been so happy to see land|
What the fuck was I thinking when I decided to become a deckhand?
I cannot wait to get back on the road doing comedy.
Titty Fucking Sprinkles
Postscript - I love Dave Matthews. I hate lots of other musicians. I don't listen to them. I don't try to berate people who have shitty taste in music because I know I have shitty taste in music to someone else.
My point - don't be a dick to people who have different taste in music than you.
Unless they like Nickelback. Fuck those people.