Wednesday, June 22, 2016

You just lay spread towards the wall

My body hurts.

I got to be the rudder.

My ass is covered in fish juice
Due to mechanical difficulties, my feet had to steer the boat Flintstone style for two and a half fucking hours.
I have never been so happy to see land
My back hurts. My feet hurt. I still smell like fish guts and I've showered.

What the fuck was I thinking when I decided to become a deckhand?

I cannot wait to get back on the road doing comedy.

Titty Fucking Sprinkles



Postscript - I love Dave Matthews. I hate lots of other musicians. I don't listen to them. I don't try to berate people who have shitty taste in music because I know I have shitty taste in music to someone else.

My point - don't be a dick to people who have different taste in music than you.

Unless they like Nickelback. Fuck those people.