Thursday, May 5, 2016

Shut up brain, I'm trying to sleep

Last night I had way too many dreams and way too little sleep.

Things that crossed my mind in the middle of the wake ups...

Hillary fans thinking this is a slam dunk against Drumpf when they haven't even secured the nomination yet.

Remember that time John Kerry was going to win if for no other reason than at least he wasn't GW? That was a good time. Glad there was no big take away from that.

Drumpf is (probably) so relieved that GW will not endorse him.

What dumbass thinks up serving sizes?

How do I catch kingfish? I'll have to google that shit tomorrow.

I don't remember ever reading John Keats to my dad.

I hate not being in California for rookie mini-camp this weekend.

I hate not being in California.

I live across the street from the beach, maybe I should stop being a whiney bitch about California.

Chicago is my least favorite big city. By a lot.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

Titty sprinkles!