Friday, May 20, 2016

I swam through my father's cock

I'm getting a tattoo today.

My buddy Matt has been haranguing me for what seems like forever to get a buddy tattoo with him. Yesterday he asked me to take him to get his mangina pierced and while we were at the parlor he suggested buddy tats again.

You pay, I'll do it. 

Okay.

I revoked his Jew card.

So, this afternoon I will become adorned with a fierce shark being ridden by a minion. #hardcore

#hardcore
If you saw the title of this morning's dribble, had no clue what the hell it meant and, clicked anyway, congrats.

It means 1. you are not a stick in the mud who gets hung up on crude words and 2. you really need to listen to Will Varley.

If you saw the title and thought, this is going to be a dribble about Will Varley, 1. I like your taste in music and 2. my title usually has little to do with the content of my dribble and if you'd been reading me awhile you'd know that!

Titty sprinkles!