Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Gotta kiss myself, I'm so pretty

My brain when I got home today:

I am sweaty and I smell like fish. That's strange, I don't remember going to Jason's mom's house.

Then I laughed at my own joke.

I met two adorable little girls today. They wanted to go fishing in the ocean so their dad took 'em. I got to teach them a thing of two. Which is fucking bizarre to me because two months ago I didn't know how to tie a damn knot in a hook.

Anyway, they caught some King Mackerals and other assorted fish and were dead beat by the time we got back to the harbor. Suddenly, I understood dad's plan. Well played, sir.



And now: I dance!

Titty sprinkles!