Tuesday, May 3, 2016

Back up, back up cuz it's on

Woke up with Michael McDonald in my head. Not Warren G and Nate Dogg. Michael friggin McDonald. So I am torturing TGB with it. I keep being disappointed it's not Warren G and Nate Dogg.

Yamo better not be there on the cruise next year.

I have a friend who met Michael McDonald on a flight. Sat next to him on a flight. Said he is so nice. My friend is a gorgeous woman so, a once upon a time rock star being nice to her is not surprising. Let's see him be nice to an average looking dude with manboobs. Then I'll believe he's a nice guy.

He does have a nice voice, though.

And sultry silver fox hair.

Dammit Michael McDonald! Let me quit you!!!!

Quick shameless plus: my good friend Dr. Brian King wrote a book, The Laughing Cure, and I am in it! Go order it now on Amazon. And yes, he is a real doctor of psychology and he used real science and everything when writing a book about laughter. In his book I talk about how TGB and I used laughter while dealing with her cancer battle. So go buy it!

I have to go touch myself inappropriately to the Michael McDonald soundtrack now.

Titty sprinkles!

Ohhhhhh, I had a dream about Jake and Dori. Well, mostly Dori, She held my ass in her hands while I tried to change a battery in a smoke detector. Then a spider jumped out of it and I screamed and she laughed and killed it for me. Good times. Jake was somewhere.