Wednesday, March 2, 2016

The post where shit gets real (not really)

Did you feel Super yesterday? I never understood calling it Super Tuesday.

Titular Tuesday makes more sense.

With Drumpf all but wrapping up the GOP nomination yesterday 'tard Tuesday would have been spot on.

God's Not Dead is getting a sequel.

God's Not Dead II. Aliverer than last time! And this time, shit gets real.

For someone to not be dead isn't it first necessary that that someone actually exist?

I want to make a Flying Spaghetti Monster propaganda movie. A movie set in a parallel universe where His Noodly Goodness reigns supreme. Everyone is chill and nobody starts wars or tells women what they can do with their bodies. Until one day, a traveller from another universe comes and tries to proselytize in the name of their god and then shit gets real. Until he realizes strippers and beer are way better than purgatory or 72 virgins.

Every time I write shit gets real my voice gets scratchy and drops a couple octaves.

This made me smile yesterday

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