*Note to self, start taking camera on dog walks.
If she had arrived 5 minutes earlier she could have had a selfie with Lucy Liu leaving a 5 LB forget-me-not right where she ended up standing. As it is, I fairly certain that some of Lucy Liu's ... fragments are now on the bottom of some luck strangers shoes.
As it was, I had to wait on her to get her unleashed dog to go with her as she struggled to get her ass on a too tall bike with baby legs dangling off her back. It was like watching an asthmatic fat kid try to escape a bully. Only the bully didn't want to beat her up so much as make sweet sweet manlove to her dog's face.
I hate tourists. I hate most people. Not you, of course. But that guy next to you? Yeah, he's an asshole.