I have a bit of a medicinal hangover. It's a thing, dammit. I took a concoction of 'tussin, Alka Seltzer Cold and Flu, and Mucinex to try to sleep without waking up coughing every five minutes. It worked. I only woke up every fifteen minutes. For good measure I threw in some Nyquil at 3 AM.
Now my head is spinning and there is an ice pick trying to escape my right frontal lobe.
I love women's soccer. It's way more entertaining than men's soccer. Yes, I have tried watching men's soccer at even the highest levels. Here's the thing, men spend an inordinate amount of the match grabbing their manginas (man-vagina) feigning injury rather than woman-ing and playing some fucking soccer. I'd say put a skirt on the guys, but that's an insult to skirts.
Anyway, I am happy to see the US Women's National Team suing for wage discrimination. Frankly, I think they are entitled to more than the US Men's Team. They produce a better product all around, they generate millions more in revenue than the the men, and they win.
Screw it, I'm going to the beach. And hacking up a lung all over the spring breakers.
My niece has more subscribers than I do. I'm proud of that little shit.