Sunday, March 27, 2016

Breakin' up is hard to do

According to Facebook you are not well... sorry to hear that... you should get yourself a holiday...

That's the first thing I read this morning in an e-mail from an amazingly sweet, funny woman I met last weekend on the cruise.

I laugh/gagged/choked on phlegm.

All of the disgustingness is breaking up in a big way and I am gagging in an attempt not to vomit every time I cough it up. I thought the worst was over. My nose also decided to become a sieve.

I am misery.  And not the usual boysick misery where we whine about a hangnail like it's a forty pound tumor. I think going out in the rain torrential fucking downpour yesterday to fix a leaking window did not help.


It hurts to swallow. Sorry, Jake.
So I am going to write these last few words, take my drugs, and curl up on the couch.

It's still raining. Has been for days. Is going to for days. Grey, drab days make me sad when they string together too long. That was my least favorite thing about Ohio. I could take the snow and even the cold. The constant grey made me want to drive into Lake Erie.

Oh, here's a funny thing that happened because I'm a moron. My domain, rudyisfunny.com, expired and I forgot to renew it in time so they jacked the price up five-fold. So I told GoDaddy to take a hike and bought a new domain elsewhere for $12. It'll be up in a few days.

Titty sprinkles!

You were expecting a different song?