Thursday, February 25, 2016

The whole time I was typing this I was thinking, "Garbage has a new album coming out soon and I am excited."

There's a local FB page for people selling their used crap in our neighborhood. There have been a lot of used prom/homecoming dresses for sale lately. I caught myself scrolling through the mess of tacky and judging... she got fingered, she sat in a corner wondering why no one asked her to dance, she put out, she was home in-tact, some lucky boy got blowsies... 

My point is, I am a terrible human being and I judge everything.

But I was also a teenage boy and I know what we looked for in a teenage girl: insecurity and a short prom dress. Remember that when your little angel gets dolled up for her big night. You're her parent, maybe do something about how she sees herself so she doesn't feel the need to go around giving blowsies in hopes of being liked.

I would have made a fucking amazing dad. But I fucking hate children.

Those in a world full of... be someone else famous posts are annoying.

I found one of those posts I like


The world is made up of all kinds of people. Some of them suck. We don't need you to be another anyone else, we just need you to be your fucking self. Preferably the best fucking version of yourself that you can be.

Titty sprinkles!